A dog [?] into a butcher's shop and drops a note from its [?].
The note says : "12 sausages [?]. The money is in the dog's mouth."
The butcher takes the [?], places the sausages in the dog's mouth,
and decides to [?] the dog.
The dog goes to the bus stop and [?] at the timetable. The butcher is [?] impressed!
A bus [?], the dog climbs on, and the butcher follows him.
After a long [?], the dog pushes the button to [?] the bus. The butcher can't believe it!
Then the dog walks up to a house and and throws itself against the [?]. There is no reply.
Then the dog goes to the [?], beats its head against it and waits.
The butcher [?] as a big man opens the door and starts [?] the dog.
He runs up: "What are you doing? That dog is so [?]!
"He's not clever at all" says the man.
This is the second [?] this week that he has forgotten his [?]!"